If I were you
Written by Luke13
Today is Valentine's Day. Tom and his girl friend Taylor are dating.
Taylor: Today is valentine's day!
Tom: So?
Taylor: Darling, what is your plan today?
Taylor: I want a necklace of Tiffany Co, and I want a deluxe dinner....
Tom: A necklace of Tiffany Co? A deluxe dinner?
Tom: What are you talking about? It is almost the end of month. I don't have money now!
Taylor: If you do not have cash, you can just pay it by your credit card.
Tom: Look! I am just a singer in a band...
Tom: How can I pay credit card bill for so much payment?
Tom: Last month, you just ask a expensive birthday gift. So that I almost eat instant noodle every day then.
Tom: I do not want it happen again this month!
Taylor: Bull shit! You do not love me, I knew it!
Taylor: Good bye!
(Slap!)
Tom: Wait, Taylor!...
Tom: Damn it, you wait and see, I'll get even with you sooner or later!
Tom: Stark and Ann?
Tom: Are they arguring something?
Ann: You never give me something I really want.
Stark: What are you talking about? I am rich man stark...
Stark: Prada, Lv, Chanel ... whatever you want, just name it, and it will be yours.
Ann: I don't want Prada, I don't want Lv, chanel or Tiffany.
Ann: I just want to see stars with you on the hill.
Ann: Don't you think that is so romantic?
Stark: No, I don't want go hill today!
Stark: It's cold and dark on the hill, it will also have trffic jam on the way to hill.
Stark: Wake up from your day dream! Let's take a deluxe dinner tonight.
Ann: You don't love me! You just want me love you!
Stark: Enough! What do you know about love?
(*Slap)
(*Whisper)
Stark: Shit!
Tom: Hello, Stark!
Stark: Tom? what's up?
Stark: What are you doing here?
Tom: I just dated with Taylor....
Tom: But she got angry and left.
Stark: Why? Taylor is such a goor girl. I really envy you have so smart girl friend!
Tom: Taylor is very capricious! She often ask me buy expensive gifts for her.
Stark: I just dated with Ann too, but I got angry and she left then.
Tom: Ann is a good girl. You are too mean to her!
Tom: I often think about I will so happy if Ann was my girl friend.
Stark: I don't think so, I rather Taylor is my girl friend.
Stark: If I were you , and you were me...
Stark: It will be perfect then.
Tom: You can say that again.
??? : really?
??? : Are you serious....
???: The wish you made... are you serious?
Stark: Who are you?
Bell: I'm Bell, I am a fairy who can make your wish come true.
Bell: Again,
Bell: The wish you made.... is that seriously?
Tom: ...
Stark: ...
Tom: Seriously! I am so done with Taylor, I want Ann be my girl friend!
Stark: me too. I can't keep going with Ann anymore. I wish I was Taylor's boy friend!
Bell: All right!
*spell casting
Bell: *Spell casting
Bell: Your wish is come true now.
Tom (?) : what...?
Stark: Wow, I really turn to you, Tom!
Tom: Incredible! It seem like I am looking myself in the mirror.
Stark: So I am you now, Tom.
Tom: And I am Stark then.
Stark: I will go to find Taylor now.
Tom: And I will go to find Ann then.
Tom: Go!
Stark: Yeah!
( To be continued...)
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