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When I Falling From The 20th Floor.

Written by Luke13.

 

When I fall from 20th floor, I just want to say...

Cage: Shit! It's not my day!

 

I try to swing my arms and kick my legs....  I wish I could go back to 2oth floor.

 

I shout something dirty word without any meaning.  I see earth become more and more closely.

Cage: @#$%^&*.... Oh my god... What the hell.... 

 

Cage: Man, it will be a funny end for me!

When this story end, I will die without any question.

 

Maybe you will ask me why I am clam?

Cage: I am not, I am angry!

 

Because I was pushed by someone...

 

The story is start from today morning...

 

 

 

 

 

*Riiiiing~

 

Cage: Yawn... it's morning now....

 

Cage: I remember I should not late today.... I have a very important meeting then.

 

Cage: All right, I should get up now.

 

 

*brush teeth

 

Cage: (*Sing)

 

Cage: Hmm... I'm ready!

 

Cage: My wife is wake up too. She is prepare the breakfast.

 

Cage: How is the breakfast.

Nichole: Soon!

 

Cage: I I have a important meeting today.  I will come back home late then.

 

Nichole: Oh...

 

Cage:  A crazy murder random killing spree by push people to the road, let them crush by car.... what a terrible news!

 

 

Nichole: Done.

 

Nichole: Eat then.

Cage: OK!

 

Cage: Yuck!

 

Cage: What the hell!

 

Cage: What is it? 

 

Cage: Are you try to kill me?

 

Nichole: Fine! If you don't like it, make it yourself!

 

Nichole:  I have a busy work...

 

Nichole: Busy? You just sit  and do nothing!  If you work hard enough, why your pay never increase?

 

Nichole: I think you just don't want go home!

 

Nichole: Get out here now!

 

*Ding!

 

Cage: Shit! It's not my day!

 

Cage: Damn, I am hungry!

 

Cage: She was a tender woman.....Why she so mean now?

 

Cage: She complain everything.... even it is just  a petty things.

 

*Riiiiing~

 

Cage: Hello?

 

Cage: Oh... I know the meeting today is very important.... Yes, I am ready, don't worry!

 

Cage: Yes yes yes.... I won't late... Don't worry, I am on my way to office now.... see you later!

 

Cage: Wow, it seem that the boss very care about this meeting... I sould go to the office as soon as possiable!

 

Cage: Let me take bus to the office.

 

Cage: The bus is coming....

 

Cage: hmmm.....

 

 

Girl: Ooops!

 

Girl: Ouch!

 

*Honk!

 

!?

 

Girl: Murder! Murder!

Cage: No... it's not my fault....

 

Girl: Murder! Murder! Police!

Cage: I do not.....

 

Police: Are you push her to the road?

Cage: No... It's not my fault!

 

Cage: I've a very important meeting today...

Police: Oh yeah? Let's go to police office!

 

Cage: The time is noon now... I am a dead meat!

 

Cage: Sorry for late, I....

 

Boss: Do you know what time is it?

 

Boss: How dare you absent so much important meeting? 

 

Boss: You're fired!  Get out of here now!

 

Cage: Damn it! Today is really not my day!

 

Cage: Go home then!

 

*Ding

 

Cage: I'm home.

 

 

Cage: I come back home earlier than often today, Nichole should not at home now.

 

Cage: It's really too bad, I should think about how to live after I lost my job...

 

Cage: How I explain to Nichole?

 

@#$%^

Cage: Someone at home?

 

!

 

Brad:  I can't wait anymore... do you understand?

Nichole: But my husband....

 

Brad: I love you!

Nichole: Really? I'm so happy!

 

Brad: You are so amazing! I love you for a long time...

Nichole: You are lie.... I am just a old woman!

 

Brad: Not at all, you are charming woman!

 

Nichole: In fact, I tired with my husband...

 

Brad:  Forget that boring man. I will company you!

 

Nichole: You are so nice!

 

Nichole: Gee...

 

Brad: You are so sexy....

Nichole: Come on.... 

 

Cage: Stop!

 

Cage: You little bitch!

Nichole: Darling.... 

 

Cage: Don't call me darling! Bitch!

 

Cage: Who is he? Why you betry me?

 

*Slap!

 

Brad: Hey, man, don't be so rude!

 

Cage: Shut up! you scum!

 

*smack!

 

Brad: Fuck you!

Cage: Gee!

 

Brad: Ha!

Cage: Ouch!

 

*smack

 

Brad: Ha!

 

*Thud

 

*smack

Brad: Arrgh!

 

*smack~ smack~ smack

 

Cage: Eeeeek!

*Stab!

 

Cage: *Cough

 

Cage: Arrrrgh!

*Stab

 

Cage: oh....

*Stab

 

 

Cage: You....

 

Nichole: Sorry, darling.... I  just afrid you kill him....

 

Brad: Get up!

 

Brad: Come here!

 

Brad: Would you like fly?

 

Cage: No.....

 

Brad: Enjoy your trip!

 

When I fall from 20th floor, I just want to say...

Cage: Shit! It's not my day!

When I falling by the 10th floor,

 

I feel better because I see....

 

Nichole are threw out from the window...

 

Nichole: Arrrgh.....

Nichole: Arrrgh....

 

Out of the frying pan into the fire,

 

When I falling by the 5th floor....

 

He fall down too...

Brad: Huh?

 

Brad: Arrrggghhh~

Nichole: Arrrggghhh~

Cage: Arrrggghhh~

 

Brad: Arrrggghhh~

Nichole: Arrrggghhh~

Cage: Arrrggghhh~

 

 

 

End

 

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